The Plantain Banana: Your Raw Materials for the Perfect Pocket Pussy
When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade. When life hands you a plantain, make a pocket pussy. That’s what Mom always told me, anyway, and that advice has never steered me wrong. When you need a little something extra for your forays into masturbation, the noble plantain can be your best friend. The only other pieces of equipment you’ll need for your plantain banana pocket pussy are duct tape and a microwave. So let’s get this show on the road.
How to Use an Artificial Pussy
If you don’t own one already, it’s probably just a matter of time before you buy yourself an artificial pussy, whether it’s an inexpensive pocket pussy or one of the deluxe porn star sculpts complete with vibrating pussy and ass. Believe me; these sex toys for men are much better than using that rolled up towel with the garbage bag inside. That might have been good enough when you were in the service, but today’s artificial vaginas are much better, with lifelike synthetic skin and additional features that will curl your toes.
